Here are some actual things that people have said to, or about me over the years. Back in Canada, we call this getting carved. This list is fluid. The ones in bold still sting. #NoFilter

“You’re still on mute”

“How does Jenny do it?”

“Do Canadians really eat snow?”

“Are those cargo shorts?”

“Great line. Who wrote it?”

“You’re super nice, but you look like an asshole. It’s weird how that works.”

“Dude, you’re on mute, figure it out.”

“That copy was diabolical. Literally no understanding of our brand voice.”

“I love you more than I should.”

“I partially agree with you.”

“That was dark, but also true.”

“Nice one.”

“Not how I would have said it, but it works.”

“But, why?”

“It’s not a good tactic to always answer a question with another one.”

“That just clicked for me.”

“Was that you?”

“I’m not following.”

“That’s a tough look.”

“I wish I was here for the start of this.”

“Did you read the brief?”

“I know that’s what you said, but I don’t think that’s what you meant”